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bloating 

Swelling of the abdominal region usually caused by a surplus of water in the body's system, certain types of food, constipation, or as a side effect of the ever dreaded period.
I can't wear any of my cute clothes this week because I'll look like a whale due to bloating.
bloating by TheNerdyDancer February 9, 2014

Blotting 

London slang meaning; the act of selling drugs (sometimes referred to as 'shotting')
Man 1: "Safe man, you blotting out here?"

Man 2: "Yeah blud, I got *weed/MDMA/cocaine"

At which point the exchange of money and drugs occurs and the transaction is complete
Blotting by marsh93 September 17, 2013
Blosting refers to a new form of online graffitti, whose contributors "get up" on publicly edited web communities.
I can't chill right now I got some major blosting to do on the Cap'n Crunch wikipedia entry.

Cap'n Crunch, like the cereal to which he lends his name, had a razor sharp exterior. This was due to years of mental and physical abuse from his father Admiral Crunch.
blosting by steve vai July 20, 2006

blomiting 

Vomiting blood caused by intestinal parasites, ulcers, esophogeal lesions, drinking feral cat blood, etc.
Bo Do Pah drank feral cat blood and predictably began projectile blomiting.

Blotting 

Doing something extremely fun and not speaking about it after
Jesus- Hey James want to go blotting?
James- Whats blotting?
Jesus- Cant tell you but its funnier than sky high!
James- Christ that sounds fun, lets go!
Blotting by jesuschirstthemessiah December 1, 2010

Blotting 

From the Plan B song 'Where ya from'. The implied definition is that to "blot weed" is to smoke it. Derived from East London slang - namely Leytonstone.

Possibly in use at Tom Hood comprehensive school. In 2004 just 29% of the pupils attained 5 A - C grades at GCSE.
Plan B (Ben)'s account of his walk to work:

I'm walking down the street, past the coppers on the beat
Past the shotters blotting weed
Clear for everyone to see, but no-one gives a D,
'Cause this is everyday life.
Blotting by Homeski June 15, 2009