bloik

the sound it makes when a terd hits the water, this is usually a sinker and not a floater, a floater makes more of a hollow noise like 'poink'

I was taking a dump and it was like "bloik bloik poink" mmkay?

by J-rod December 19, 2004

Bloik

Pronounced: bloy-k
Meaning: someone who's acting like a complete idiot

Example: 'David singing drunk at a funeral'
David is such a bloik

by Dictionbloik July 4, 2017