Empty bogrolls

No paper left to wipe the shit from your arse. Skilled practitioners can use the empty bogrolls to clean their turd place nevertheless. Also the reason why places like McDonald's and Starbucks hand out napkins to their customers.

Howard was holding the empty bogrolls between his thumbs and index fingers and rubbed them in cyclical motions against his turd place. Since he was using both hands he had to stand and bend forwards. Onwards Howard he shouted.

Empty bogrolls by Billy Bubba August 5, 2008

blogroll 

As a noun, the list of weblogs (blogs) on your blog that you like, or otherwise want to commend.

As a verb, the tactic of listing another's weblog in the hope that this will induce them to link to yours. Cf. if you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't come to yours.

You want links? Blogroll me!

blogroll by Buce September 20, 2005

Bogtroll 

(noun) A person that sits around nightclub toilets administering soap, towels, aftershave and chewing gum for a small fee. A toilet attendant.

"Man I'm bursting for a piss but I don't have £1 to pay the bogtroll."

Bogtroll by L Rathen July 21, 2009

slow your blogroll 

What you tell someone to do when that person is spending too much time online.

A combination of the word blogroll and the phrase slow your roll.

Slow your blogroll before I have to put a Gmail filter on your forwards.

slow your blogroll by PBMax August 8, 2008

Blogroll 

A list of blogs that if, printed out, would supply you with enough loo paper for the next 10 years. Blogroll, due to it's shitty nature, makes excellent loo paper due to the universal law of attraction of similar particles.

Notice how the bullshit on the Blogroll absorbs mine so quickly.

Blogroll by invisible ninja cow February 27, 2007

blogrolled 

To have added a blog to a blogroll.

Dude, that prick still hasn't blogrolled me.

blogrolled by Drew Miller IA March 14, 2006

blogtroll 

similar to a message board troll but one that puts a lot of untrue things about a person on their blog and pass it off as truth.

livejournal has a lot of these they spawned off to be fandomwank -- that community if full of blogtrolls

blogtroll by illinoishorrorman August 5, 2010