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blogball 

A very large blog post, particularly one in a blog which has been inactive for some time. Usually used in the phrase “to cough up a blogball”, by analogy with hairballs coughed up by cats.
Stacey musta been on vacation; she hasn’t posted anything for a month but today she coughed up a 10 k blogball with like a hundred pictures of her and a buncha random eurotrash.
blogball by džeimz September 14, 2006
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blowball 

(Noun.)

1. A round, fluffy plant seed head, such as a dandelion clock.
2. An essentially meaningless insult which nonetheless sounds vulgar enough to be evocative.
"There is a blowball on the dandelion."
"You locked the keys in the house, you absolute blowball."
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a thuggish, non-skillful "sport", a cross between rubgy and football (or "soccer" as the yanks and mulchies call it) played mostly by the backward savages of Ireland (country folk), invented purely to be different from football, in an effort to make up some Irish culture that was separate from British culture. the rules .. well no one knows the rules really as they constantly change but essentially its something to do with manhandling opponents in an effort to kick the "liathroid" OVER a goal.
"the culchies are up in their droves today"
"yeh, theres a bog ball match on in croker"

(savage 1) "take your point boy, take your point"
(savage 2) "its great all the same to be up in the big smoke, did you see they had a toilet with running water in that pub? i love the bogball boy"
bogball by whuppa August 18, 2011
term for irish sport gaelic football generally used by unionists and snobby irish. neither of these people master the skill to play the game so they call it barbaric as it is too tough for them
oh wilson look at these brutes playing bogball. i mite get my clothes dirty if i play that
Bogball by rebels abú August 17, 2010

Blowballs 

A sexual act or intimate foreplay of washing the testicles with a slightly warm wash cloth then blowing on the back or side of his balls. Changing the focus area of the "blow" of air can add to experience. Some will place the testicles in their mouths and hum. It can be a climactic experience or beginning to a great night. Most popular amongst mixed race and BIPOC communities, but is becoming more popular with all ethnicities.
Do you know how to blowballs? Could I interest you in some foreplay including blowballs tonight?
Blowballs by Peachlil April 8, 2021

blowball 

1.n. Someone who illustrates extreme stupidity.

2.n. A sphere which has been increased in surface area and volume by being filled with a material substance, such as a balloon filled with air.

3.n. The state of being a homosexual or prostitute who sexually stimulates the testicles of another orally.
"Joe is such a blowball!"

"That blowball is filled with helium."

"Hey blowball, lick my testicles!"
blowball by Carlos April 17, 2004

blowballing 

A sexual act similar to snowballing, in which a male or female recipient accepts a male's semen into his or her mouth and spits it back into the male's mouth. Blowballing involves all the same steps except that the recipient also vomits back into the male's mouth, either by swallowing and purging the semen or holding the semen in their mouth and inducing vomiting. The male them swallows both the recipient's vomit and their own semen.

Sometimes blowballing is a botched attempt at snowballing
Tom was very upset when Mary attempted blowballing him. His shirt was ruined by the attempt.
blowballing by jewbacca1897 February 9, 2010
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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