blofl 

originally accidental but now intentional misspelling of rofl. simply a more exaggerated, ridiculous, and completely meaningless phrase that serves the save purpose as rofl or lol.

when he told that joke, i blofl'd.

blofl by crapppppppp May 29, 2007

sheila broflovski 

She's a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

Wow this sub is such a Sheila Broflovski

sheila broflovski by Eric Cartman1/The C0on April 20, 2018

Bloff 

To breakwind or fart. (ie. to emit wind from the anus, squeeze cheese, float an air biscuit, a bottom burp, flatulate, etc, etc).

Bloff is a contraction of "Blow off" (which is an English term for farting (not to be confused with the American term "Blow off" which is unrelated).

Sometimes there is not an inoffensive or child-safe word for flatulence in polite company, this is where bloffing comes in. To say someone is bloffing is far more socially acceptable, and even child friendly. It's especially easy to tell your kid to stop bloffing in a crowded restaurant, for example. Equally, it's not a big issue if your child shouts out "I did a bloff" in a supermarket or such!

Who did that bloff in the elavator?
No bloffing at the table Timothy!
Sorry Mum, it was me that bloffed at the buffet!

Bloff by jnoarm October 14, 2020

blowlerina

A girl who gives a such a magical blow job that it feels like her tongue dances like a ballerina.

I hear she sucks it like a blowlerina.

blowlerina by Stu Salsbury February 6, 2009

Blobligations 

Obligations to an overweight person.

Well, I'd like to go out with you guys later but I've got blobligations with the wife tonight.

Blobligations by Cool Endzo December 6, 2010

bloffee 

Blow Job + Coffee

As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.

What's better than a bloffee?

bloffee by anonymous May 3, 2016

broflow

The look obtained by a bro when he has long enough hair to put his snapback on backwards, and have all the hair from his bangs flowing backwards from the top of the forehead underneath the snaps up into the hat. Extra points are earned if the flow has some body or sideways flow. Broflow can be seen at the gym, on the beach, at the local skate park, or in Freshman level business courses.

Bro #1: Hey bro, check out this dope snapback.
Bro #2: Sick. You can totally broflow that.

broflow by orangedizzle February 6, 2013