Blompy

A BLOMPY is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a shit on the toilet at the exact same time.

Karen gave me the best blompy last night.

John: Did you have sex last night?
Sam: No, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!

Blompy by Scat-a-riffic September 19, 2009

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Bloompy

Having some poor gal (or guy) give you a blow job while you're taking a dump. Eww.

"Did you know that Gene Simmons likes to make groupies give him a bloompy?"

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Die bloempot is echt lekker! - That bloempot taste delicious!

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noun
A name applied to someone who is a late-bloomer (someone who does things long after others do).

He is never a la mode; he is a bloompy.

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Defecating on your sexual partner just after climax.

Jose gave a mean blompy to Tineesha last night at the Motel 6.

Blompy by JackedNick April 30, 2006

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getting your knob polished while you are sitting on the crapper.

my wife was kind enough to give me a bloempie before work. we were pushed for time.

bloempie by NaughtyByN8ure September 14, 2009

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A fleshy lump that hangs off of your fleshy parts eg. Titties, Nadsack, Chocolate Starfish, Beef Curtains.

Oh my God, my Nan's seriously scared the kids, she's flopped her blompys out again!!

BLOMPY by DreddyBrek November 15, 2025

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