Blempty 

The feeling of not having to pee at all.

I'm so blempty right now, I totally don't have to go to that rest stop.

Blempty by JBennett February 14, 2009

blompkin 

the fine.. but rare art of receiving a blowjob while you are taking a crap

so when you cum you go!

gimmie a call

blompkin by Sam December 27, 2003

Bloemfontein 

1. The capital city of the Free State province in South Africa, also considered the stronghold of English-resisting, traditional Afrikaners. Afrikaans music and sosaties abound here. Not for the faint-hearted.

John: Hey dude, why is Piet dressed in khaki shorts and a two-tone shirt?

Paul: Dude, he's from Bloemfontein.

Bloemfontein by Silversword April 17, 2011

Blemph

Sam's Word of wonder, not really used to describe anything but use it to spice up your secret language and you'll have all your friends thinking you are insane in minutes.

Sam - BLEMPH!

*Everyone else runs away*

Blemph by Sirgrego April 7, 2005

bloeme

Bloeme is the hottest thickest person I've ever met. She's totally a chill mothafucker and should always end up with someone named ZACH

Wow bloemes and zach are an otp

bloeme by Cocolover April 18, 2018

Blomp 

A really fat person. A combination of blob and blimp

Ash Saturn is such a blomp!

Blomp by Beer Fetish January 31, 2018

BLEMPT 

BLEMPT: THE PAST TENSE OF BLAME

"I DIDN'T DO IT BUT I WAS BLEMPT"

BLEMPT by nigglenoggle May 20, 2009