Goo Blockers 

The large bug-eyed sunglasses that all the "cool" girls wear (for example, Kim Kardashian).

Goo blockers were originally created to block mangoo from blinding sluts.

Goo Blockers by GooBlockerBreaker May 12, 2009

Bluff Blockers 

Tinted glasses used to hide a players eyes during a card (poker, etc.) game.
Play of words on the sunglasses brand "BluBlocker", which used to regularly have cheesy infomercials.
Be on the look out for milkels when a player is sporting Bluff Blockers.

I can never figure out what hes doing with those damn bluff blockers on.
I plan on cleaning up tonight, I brought my bluff blockers.

Bluff Blockers by w.phx.az April 10, 2009

aisle blockers 

Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.

I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.

aisle blockers by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

jizz blockers 

Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.

Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.

jizz blockers by novimoto January 3, 2009

Blockers 

Major bugs in software development that have to be fixed before release of RC or even final product.

Blockers have to be fixed before shifting to another phase of SD.

Blockers by le1 March 8, 2008

hater blockers 

Shades, particularly when you wear them in the club or at night, because no matter where you go theres always gonna be haters. Block them out with some Hater Blockers cus no one wants to see a slob ass hater.

With my hater blockers on, them crab ass haters can see me but i can't see them.

hater blockers by Mocha_Casanova March 23, 2006

Hater Blockers 

A very large pair of dark sunglasses to block out the hate from any people who are jealous of you in this world.

Large, dark, wrap around sun glasses worn to block out the hate. Wearing your Hater Blockers in a night club where you are well known, but may not be well liked by everyone in the club.

Hater Blockers by Biggy Johns June 21, 2006