bloaterface 

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.

Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.

bloaterface by Faye S June 13, 2007

blue bloater 

A person suffering from advanced COPD with primarily chronic bronchitis rather than emphysema. Blue bloaters are so-named because impaired airflow leads to cyanosis (bluish coloration) and fluid retention (bloating).

Doctor: "The blue bloater in 902 coded this morning."

blue bloater by Beyond the Pale June 2, 2011

Potential Bloater 

A presently slim female with bad eating habits and the potential to bloat and become fat (a bloater) in the not so distant future.

A potential bloater is usually an office worker that feeds on crisps, sweets and junk food. Initially getting a fat arse, followed in time by bloating of other parts e.g. face, thighs, arms, love handles and kancles.

Potential Bloater by uyrladdy February 21, 2011

boatery 

The place in a bay where you can go and tie up your boat along side many other boats.

"Are you ready to go fishing at today?". "Yeah sure where should we meet?"."How about the boatery?"."Hell yeah the boatery!"

boatery by J Schmidty April 21, 2007

bloater 

a fattie, normally a man, could be from kent, and named paul

you fat bloater dave, you stretched my favourite knickers

bloater by mrsharp July 20, 2003

Dirty Great Bloater 

A very large gentleman

Look at Mick over there, eating all them pies, he's a dirty great bloater.

Dirty Great Bloater by Zipppppey November 27, 2012

bloater 

A humongous, tuba-esque, hollow, belly-based fart. A full on ass blow. First you were bloated, then you're not.

The first thing that happens when you get home after a long first date: "I was holding it in all night, so the second I walked in the door, I let the hugest bloater ever!"

... BAAARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOMP skirt flapping in the 'wind'

bloater by NeedsMoreSleep October 29, 2016