Ballarat Cravat is a term used when describing the act of doing a poo around the neck region of a willing recipient and then carefully shaping/moulding that poo into a cravat-like neckband. It's widely accepted that the Ballrat Cravat is the next evolution (successor if you will) of the once popular Cincinnati Bowtie.
Legend has it that Sir Ronald Stoolman of Ballarat Australia, invented the Ballarat Cravat while on a brothel crawl around around North America.
"Yeah man, she just straight up asked me to give her a Ballarat Cravat and I couldn't believe my luck"
"Excuse me miss, that Ballarat Cravat you have on is of impeccable style and quality"
(and surrounds) is a town about one hour east of Melbourne. 98% of the population are dirt poor. 'Richies' live in either Ballarat East or around Lake Wendouree.
The rest of the population are either bong smokers and/or unemployed.
The town has a huge problem with drunk and unemployed men prowling around at night.