The ship of Blitzen and Hearthstone (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series), that most people assume are gay but some people still stick with that they are only best buds, like Legolas and Gimli. Possibly also the best ship in the series, though this may be controversial.
Blitzstanified is a state of being. One who is extremely high is said to be blitzstanified. The origin of this word comes from the German word blitzkrieg meaning an initial bombardment followed by the employment of forces attacking with speed and surprise to prevent an enemy from implementing a coherent defense. This is quite similar to the way excellent weed quickly infiltrates your system leaving you incoherent or blitzstanified.
After we killed that blunt of NYC Sour Diesel we were all extremely blitzstanified, leaving us nearly unable to choose a place to order food from.
Bob: How long do you think this work will take?
Joe: I blitztimate around 40-60 days. If you want a more accurate number, you're going to have to give me a few hours to scope it out.
A sudden and intense storm accompanied by strong winds and heavy rain, potentially causing damage or chaos.
BlitzStorm - a bold, daring and energetic person! They are the life of the party, always ready to take on new challenges and adventures. They might have a rebellious streak and be unafraid to speak their mind.
Boy 1: I can't stop thinking about her, she's like a BlitzStorm.
Boy 2: Oh yeah, she's definitely one of a kind. I've never met someone so bold and fearless before.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.