BLITZSTI 

Another word for asshole, prick, cocksucker for intra-web forums such as i-club.

Stop picking on my because I'm new, you fucking BLITZSTI

BLITZSTI by George who wants an STI September 7, 2005

blitzstone

The ship of Blitzen and Hearthstone (Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard series), that most people assume are gay but some people still stick with that they are only best buds, like Legolas and Gimli. Possibly also the best ship in the series, though this may be controversial.

"Hey, do you ship blitzstone?"

blitzstone by 3114Paige February 21, 2018

blitzshit 

Point of no return when needing a shit i.e. When the event is completed before the cheeks touch the seat. See also turbo dump.

" Where's the whiff shed man, I need a blitzshit, this turd tornado waits no man"

blitzshit by KD May 12, 2015

Blitzstanified 

Blitzstanified is a state of being. One who is extremely high is said to be blitzstanified. The origin of this word comes from the German word blitzkrieg meaning an initial bombardment followed by the employment of forces attacking with speed and surprise to prevent an enemy from implementing a coherent defense. This is quite similar to the way excellent weed quickly infiltrates your system leaving you incoherent or blitzstanified.

After we killed that blunt of NYC Sour Diesel we were all extremely blitzstanified, leaving us nearly unable to choose a place to order food from.

Blitzstanified by Young Grizzle, Big Falex January 7, 2008

Blitztimate 

A very quick estimate. Often a broad range.

Bob: How long do you think this work will take?
Joe: I blitztimate around 40-60 days. If you want a more accurate number, you're going to have to give me a few hours to scope it out.

Blitztimate by Flashtronaut September 23, 2010

BlitzStorm 

A sudden and intense storm accompanied by strong winds and heavy rain, potentially causing damage or chaos.

BlitzStorm - a bold, daring and energetic person! They are the life of the party, always ready to take on new challenges and adventures. They might have a rebellious streak and be unafraid to speak their mind.

Boy 1: I can't stop thinking about her, she's like a BlitzStorm.

Boy 2: Oh yeah, she's definitely one of a kind. I've never met someone so bold and fearless before.

BlitzStorm by OOGAWHAMA September 16, 2023