Blitz Duels 

Astronuaght best kit

we suck at Blitz DUels goddam this random knight just killed me

Blitz Duels by T Y W O E June 25, 2022

Blitz Duels 

blitz duels used to be a happy and competitive place with easy goals to reach and beat + many guild wars that were absolutely hilarious (crits vs dueling) but now, this shitty gamemode has evolved into a bunch of brain dead armorers and archers spamming blocks, queue dodging for winstreaks (:skullemojix7:) thinking they are good then crying after being raped in real modes. Get Good Kids

#DISCORD, LOBBY, GAME, IRL, URBAN DICTIONARY SNIPED BY DOORNOB (best blitz player no kizzy)
dm - door#0656 on discord for safelist

GET SHIT ON NOOBS
Majadooma/Rulp and hxyan > You and Your Mother.

Long Live 3fi

*points at disabled school bus*
kid - "dad why are those kids on that bus"
dad - "because they play Blitz Duels On The Hypixel Network"

Blitz Duels by HenrySimmons51235 July 22, 2022

Dial up a blitz 

To order a round of shots.

Hey man, I need a jager bomb... dial up a blitz.

Dial up a blitz by PNash December 11, 2009

Dick Blitz

When seventeen or more raging penises invade an inadequite area, often a vagina or anus, in a lightning fast and ferocious manner. Dick Blitz may cause rashing, bleeding, loosening, and sometimes death. Often brought on by the ingestion of Spanish Clams. Clammy Spaniards are also linked to some Dick Blitz-ing cases.

Steve: "Dude, me and all the guys in my math class totally dick blitzed the substitue teacher today."
Fred: "FUCKING AWESOME!"

Dick Blitz by Anal Remover Extrordanar March 10, 2009

Dutch Blitz 

To audibly fart accidentally or uncontrollably in public or around people

I was talking to my girlfriend's mom and thought I would let a small fart out, but it turned out that I totally Dutch Blitzed her...

Dutch Blitz by Ertischek June 16, 2009

Dial up a blitz 

to defecate

man, those baked bean are gonna make me dial up a blitz!

Dial up a blitz by curveball December 4, 2009

Domestic Blitz 

When a first or second date suddenly becomes a day of impromptu "domestic bliss".

We were supposed to go rock climbing, but got rained out. So she suggested coming over to watch a movie. The next thing I'm cooking for her and painting her toenails. I got domestic blitzed!

Domestic Blitz by Escape Goat September 7, 2013