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blown kidney

as an athlete can suffer a blown shoulder or a blown knee, a competitive drinker can suffer damage to their kidneys, resulting in said kidney being " blown " out
Ezekiel : Where have you been ?

Malachi : I participated in the 11 day Drinkathon sponsored by Hezekiahs Porno Dungeon and I suffered a blown kidney on day 9. I've been recuperating at the Anheiser Busch treatment center.
blown kidney by Dragonwolf November 8, 2018

back blown out 

Being fucked so hard that the very reality of your being disappears. Said to only be caused by the best guys. Symptoms include: not being able to walk, sudden change in personality, and existential hallucinations
Jen: "Fuck babe I want my back blown out 😉"
Rick: "But I'm only 2 inches.. 🙁"
back blown out by Stonerboy42069 December 25, 2017

Full Blowner 

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.
"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"
Full Blowner by hollywoody November 5, 2009

snow blown 

The act of being blown immediately after your girl has had ice in her mouth.
Dude, I got snow blown last night at that party.
snow blown by BUGno August 11, 2010

blown lower unit 

when a woman has a droopy vagina
her twat looks like a blown lower unit
blown lower unit by thebigred1 June 23, 2013
A word to describe something to be awesome, sweet, gnarly, anything that is cool at the time.
Did you go to that concert last night? That shit was blowndt!
Blowndt by RickyTRucksak July 5, 2017