blindriptide 

blindriptide (verb)- 1.To seek shelter from harms way.
blindriptide (noun)- 1. Heroic man. 2. Sexy man 3. the man. 4. Better than you, for real.
blindriptide (adj.)- 1. A person by the name of brady.

The armed robber walks in the store with a large gun. woman and children scream for their lives. Then they spot blindriptide and they feel the security for the first time in their lives.

blindriptide by Shalando McQuiring June 14, 2008

bangrupt

A cautionary term used to describe a single woman with child.

"Yea shes cute, but she's got a kid man. She's bangrupt... You better bail!"

Likely instances that indicate the woman is bangrupt:

stripper

barista over the age of twenty one

waitress at an Irish pub

White girls living in Hawaii

Mexican

Black girl smelling of babypowder

Lives in Huntington Beach, drives Camry circa 92-98

Knows the hottest happy hours in town

Has read the "Twilight" saga

see bangruptcy

bangrupt by scnoundral December 11, 2011

bangruptcy 

The point in time where a woman with a child becomes single or is single.

I can't believe she declared bangruptcy, at her age too!

Any white woman who sleeps with a man named Jack Ryan from Botswana.

see bangrupt

bangruptcy by scnoundral December 11, 2011

blogruptcy 

A portmanteau of blog and bankruptcy, declaring blogruptcy means making a new blog but not moving over your old posts.

This could be because your old posts are no longer relevant or because technical reasons make it too much of a hassle to move all your previous content to a new system.

After moving all my posts from livejournal to blogger to wordpress to jekyll, I'm going to declare blogruptcy and give up on converting my posts.

blogruptcy by divergio February 23, 2011

Bingeruptus

The feeling you get when, for whatever unforeseen reason, you can’t see the show you’re bingeing.

I was powering through Season seven of my show when Bingeruptus , our streaming subscription ran out

Bingeruptus by Muirism January 9, 2021

blingout 

To take a personal item or someone else’s item with their blessing of course or even better make it a surprise and blingout with lots of Blingage!
Blingout all types of Clothing, Halloween Costumes are a must. New furniture, make old furniture look brand new! But always remember #1 the infamous makeup vanity for him or you!

Of course Hair accessories and Hats but don’t you dare forget your pets bc they secretly love blingage too!!!

Let’s Blingout our favorite stuff.
Did someone say blingout party?

blingout by Kungfubarbie June 12, 2022