Blingwart 

A piece of bad looking facial jewelry

Damn girl, that’s a nasty looking blingwart on your face!

Blingwart by Kortzy December 27, 2019

bloodfart 

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.

Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.

bloodfart by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Bloodfart 

A fart of blood from ones anus after vigorous anal insertion

I had me a good bloodfart after dally foot blasted my ringer

Bloodfart by The real J.C March 13, 2015

Bloodfart 

The most amazing, hardcore and non existant band ever!

"Dude, did you see bloodfart last night?!" "Yeah man it was insane!"

Bloodfart by Steven Goatgaggle March 24, 2013

birdfart 

a tiny little audible fart.

a fart that has been hyped up as a big one but disappoints

when someone forces a fart out and it makes a quick but audible noise, usually has the onomateopiec sound ERNT!

an accidental poop halfway through a fart

ERNT!
Peter: Guys I have to fart so bad listen to this!....ERNT!
Dylan: Peter that was a little birdfart

I shouldn't have drank so much last night, when I woke up I birdfarted all the way to the bathroom

birdfart by CindahBlock September 25, 2007

Blindtard 

A insult for a person that is both mentally handicapped and blind.

"Look at that blindtard over there"

Blindtard by THEsecretCHURCHservice69 September 2, 2012

Blindfire 

Shooting 'blindly' over or around cover in an online shooter game. Others also use "blindfire" to describe a kill where they didn't aim/scope.

Jonny: "OH! What a blindfire headshot!"
Jak: "I saw that, it was fackin awesome! I wish I could do that!"

Blindfire by Jonny Dizzle February 19, 2009