by CRAPMUFFIN November 16, 2003
A guy who doesnt care what the girl looks like because they are drunk or just want some pussy... third eye is the dickhole
by here i am December 26, 2005
The craftful art of taking cream cheese an inserting it cold into ones anus and let it melt. At that point you take an exploding shit on your partners anus covering the "brown eye" with a milky white film.
Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus
This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.
Frequently used on bagels as a spread after coitus
This is also known as the "birds eye" due to the similarity to bird shit.
by brianssmithsmom May 18, 2010
by edmond April 22, 2005
When your showering with your signifigant other or fuckbag...while shes got her back turned too you, grab a hand full of shampoo or soap. Get your fuckstick lathered up real well, drop the bar of soap in front of her. So when she goes too pick it up, you jam your prick inside her balloon knot. Leaving a , stinging, burning sensation in her butthole . Hence " Third eye Blind "
Samantha was out shopping at the grocery store, when she goes too grab a box of fruit loops from the bottom shelf. To her surprise, she feels a burn. Billy the box boy, give's her the ole " third eye blind ". cleanup in aisle 3, cleanup in aisle 3
by jaibone8 October 30, 2010
When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.
"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "
"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
by Cantgoback June 23, 2017
by CR29911 July 7, 2017