The Blinch is an original Dr Seuss character from the same race as the Grinch (the Green Blinch). Reigning from the streets of Detroit, the Blinch steals catalytic converters for a living. The Blinch uses his profits to steal New Years Eve and ruin it for pieces of shit around the world. The Blinch is the original creature of his species; however, the Grinch received all the credit after a deal with the devil to promote How the Grinch (green Blinch) stole Christmas.
“The Blinch stole my catalytic converter
“Who’s the Blinch?”
“Have you ever seen the Grinch..the Green Blinch stole Christmas? They’re the same species just different colors.”
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When a girl tries to slip her finger in your butt hole during a blow job but you clench your cheeks tight to reject it.
Yo did you hear nick had to blinch when his girl tried to finger him
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If somebody is annoying you very much, they are blinching you.
For example, Jenny is so Blinch! or Jenny is blinching me!
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