bleshem

a foul mixture consisting of blood, semen, and shit that drains from the anus after anal sex.

You're going to have to change the sheets 'cause they are covered in bleshem.

bleshem by Ben Gay 40590293432 July 20, 2012

Beshemoth 

1

A beshemoth is a large, tall woman that is built like a brick shithouse. The feminine verson of "behemoth".

2

A woman of that stature that behaves like she was subjected to an unwanted chili-powder enema.

I was trying to get into the bathroom at the concert but the beshemoth of a security guard was blocking it!!!!

Beshemoth by LordKOTL February 21, 2005

Bleshmikies 

1. A word used when one is excited, let down, upset e.t.c
2. Another word for words like "ugh", "jeeze", "blah"

1. "I got a D on my test! Bleshmikies!"
2. Person 1: "How you feelin' today?(:"

Person 2: "Bleshmikies!"

Bleshmikies by I be eskimo March 7, 2011

blessemistic 

Like a pure aetheist mode of no belief or faint regard of positivity of energy or spiritual power in life.

Street Preacher -: “Praise praise people!The light external to our true self is no more less connected than the internal as is the moon to the sun.....it shines on enough.........

Rude heckler “awww STFU the only light in my God-damned life is this lighter to spark another cancer stick, you’re a phoney baloney wannbeezey street Jeez! Get your face out of my face before I start making you see stars and not the moon you little bitch!!”

Conscientious Heckler-Heckler :- “ (Snaps the Heckler’s Fibula) WHY YA GOTTA BE SO BLESSEMISTIC DIRTY ANALHOLE!!?? The man said Praise!!! (Snaps the hecklers tibia) NOW PRAISE!!!” 😃😁

blessemistic by Treebonics January 6, 2019

Bleshéd 

Bless you. Especially as a response to sneezing.

Guy: “ACHEW!!”
Gal: “Bleshéd”
Guy: “Thank you”

Bleshéd by PuduPuda March 26, 2024