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shit blender by heynow_1 May 14, 2008
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-"AHH!! I have a 30 page paper due tomorrow AND it's my mom's birthday!"
-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
-"Dude... stick that shit in a blender - just write the paper about your mom and send her a copy."
stick that shit in a blender by P-stain! September 10, 2006
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Shit in a blender
A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.
Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?
Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie
Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie
Shit in a blender by Key-Lime January 29, 2010
Blender shits
1.) Intense excreting of liquid feces from the rectum.
2.) Incredibly bad diarrhea, with feces tending to be more liquid than solid in substance.
2.) Incredibly bad diarrhea, with feces tending to be more liquid than solid in substance.
Blender shits by Nazultan October 1, 2010
Shit Bender
Someone who magically bends turds. When you go into a washroom and there is shit plastered to the the back of the toilet seat. The last shit bender has struck again. They must be like the highlander except: "in the end there can only be number 2!" Shit is only naturally meant to go down with gravity not up and sideways The Shit Bender is the arch enemy of the plumber fore they destroy the law of plumbing: "Shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday"
Shit Bender by The Shit Savant November 20, 2017
shit bender
One who is such an annoyance, they will actually take your excrement from the bowl itself, and flex it into an unpleasant shape in order to annoy your personage.
shit bender by I_AM_D July 4, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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