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Bleepka is a mixture of bleeprin and vodka. It helps you forget badfic. Because of bleeprin's state as a mixture of bleach and aspirin, this should explode, but it doesn't. If you cause a PPC agent's bleepka to realize it should explode and it does, you will have a very angry agent coming after you, possibly with a spork.

As a cure for badfics, Bleepka is vastly preferable to spork, since you don't have to scoop your eyeballs out.

"Oh thank god for this bleepka, otherwise I would still be suffering from reading Celebrian."
bleepka by July Flame January 12, 2008
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An extremely large dick head that is the dumbest mother fucker you know
That kid Kyle has been a real Bleeka lately.
bleeka by mark cas October 18, 2009
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Bleepatarian 

A bleepatarian is someone who says they're vegan when they're really a carnist.
I kicked my cat
you are a bleepatarian!
I DID NOT KICK MY CAT, I DID NOT STEP ON MY CAT, I DIDNT PUT MY FOOT aNYWHERE NEAR MY CAT. I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING WEIRD WITH MY CAT
Bleepatarian by susugan March 21, 2022

bleekatron 

The coolest person in the world a "mac"
"hey ur a bleekatron"

"wow dude thanks"
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bleepage 

The act of bleeping.
Uncontroleable bleeping.
"I bleeped at your mom twelve bleeping times." "Dude you got some bleepage problems"

"those boobies got mad bleepage"
Parker Blair Davis’ first word and nickname (bleeka bleeka) derived from the show Gullah Gullah island.
Get your butt over her bleeka
Bleeka by Bleeka Bleeka June 26, 2018

Bleepanicking 

A person who goes into a sudden state of panick whenever the microwave begins to bleep.
Stop bleepanicking and get the curry our the microwave Pete.
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