bleed a weasel

a coarse, and somewhat ridiculous, term for defecate

Excuse me, I gotta go bleed a weasel.

by Nirom Fej May 20, 2008

bleed the weasel

Urinate, Take a piss, siphon the python, pee

Can you watch my drink for a minute, I just have to go and bleed the weasel.

by Dingo Dave June 11, 2006

bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 25, 2014