Bleach

The best drink in the world

Bartender- what will it be?

Guy- I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Bartender- I got just the thing.
(brings back bleach and a revolver)

Bartender- go nuts!!

by SentimentalBoy June 26, 2016

Bleach

My Favorite Drink to get on the go at Walmart!!

Brian told Me to Drink Bleach, and when I did, I died a day later.

by WeridGirl101 July 3, 2016

Bleach

A delicious, thirst quenching beverage.

Want to get rid of your thirst, as well as other problems? Drink bleach!

by LilMemesDictionary December 4, 2016

BLEACHED

When a non-white women has sex with a White man.

Example 1: This girl is so bleached, if you're not a white guy she won't even give you a chance.
Example 2: That black girl from the party last night went home with two white guys, she definitely got bleached.

by AG303TT July 4, 2020

Bleach

What you crave after watching/listening to "Sweatshirt" by Jacob Sartorius.

Mom: Honey, do you want something to eat?
Me: Just some Clorox bleach!
Mom: What? Why?
Me: Because I am listening to "Sweatshirt"
Mom: Ohhh, Okay honey, I only want what is best for your ear drums!

by Nobody ;P July 5, 2016

Bleach

Anime about 15 year old Kurosaki Ichigo: highschool student AND shinigami. Ichigo got his shinigami powers from Rukia, a shinigami who was assigned to kill hollows in his town. Hollows are evil ghosts, which shinigamis must purify and send back to Soul Society (after-life).

1. Bleach is the best manga ever! Did you hear that Bleach is #3 in Japan?

by momotaru March 15, 2005

Bleach

Something you want to drink after watching 12 year old boys singing on youtube about finding girlfriends.

Have you seen Jacobs new video it made me grab the bleach!

by IAmNotFromNorthKorea174 August 7, 2016