blazyness

when u get high and just wanna chill and be lazy

smoking the dopest dope u eva smoked and chillin ona porch or it front of a tv playin som box
"yo wanna go swimming?"
"na man"
"ur blazyness is harshin my morning mello"

blazyness by laxkillaweed February 14, 2009

Sirius Blackness 

The deep, dark depression one sinks into upon finishing the fifth Harry Potter book. The mood is characterized by a feeling of intense loss, loneliness, and hopelessness. Essentially, there is a deep black chasm somewhere near the heart.

Concerned Friend: What's wrong with Ted? Has he been crying?!
Wise Friend: He's fell into Sirius Blackness. I'll give him some chocolate.

Sirius Blackness by yumfudge July 26, 2011

Unnecessary Blackness 

a Football penalty becoming more common by the day.

Jaron toasts Corey on a corner route

Corey: Dude, no touchdown. Penalty on that play.

Jaron: what the hell! For what?

Corey: Unnecessary Blackness, 15 yards.

Unnecessary Blackness by Dajaleymon Kiwi January 1, 2009

Blastness 

Very high energy and fun to be around, you have a blast when you are with this person.

Bianca was such a blastness person, even teachers got excited when she came in the door.

Blastness by HotHipsOfShaki January 13, 2009

blaxness 

When you are married to a plumber and you indeed love him but you also know he needs to take a shower but you continue to smile.

Leslie came home and he had the blaxness look on his face

blaxness by DonutDaddy February 13, 2018

Blahness 

Description of a certain situation being blah.

Bob: Dude, we have a test today!
Steve: ...blahness...

Blahness by Kurt H. November 22, 2004

Lazyness 

The lazy way of spelling "laziness". Often occurs when one is so lazy that they actually measure that on a conventional keyboard the distance from the N to the Y as opposed to the N to the I is shorter than the latter.

The fact that the author has not uploaded an example for this is denoting the characteristic of prime lazyness. Fuck yeah.

Lazyness by angry piece of shit October 6, 2009