An absolute nob jockey who thinks he’s the dogs bollox when in reality he’s a bit of a bitch.

He’s tall and thinks he is strong when a breadstick could probably beat the shit out of him.

Kinda sexy tho

That guy is such a spanner, that’s a blayze right there

Blayze by 4 big guys January 8, 2022

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Blayze

A 6'4 guy that has the build of a semi truck, that is so unconventionally gorgeous that every girl that looks his way dies from sight

Girl 1: don't look at that guy, or you'll die
Girl 2, looks anyway: OH MY GOo.......
Girl 2, dead on the ground.
Pans back over to the Blayze

Blayze by Batman side dude May 30, 2023

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Blayze

Blayze is the type of guy to be completely nice one day then a complete monster.
He'll call you up at 3am and cuss you out.
He's very athletic and might be good-looking if he didn't have a buzzcut.

Girl 1-Hey is that blayze

Girl 2-Ya too bad he has a buzzcut

Girl 1-Ya he might be cute if he didn't

Blayze by wernotokay June 10, 2023

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jakki blayze

Lead bassist for the band Spektra, an eighties hair metal band that is big in Hollywood, CA

Jakki Blayze stole my heart when they played chasing the dream at their last show.

jakki blayze by killakelly22 November 12, 2009

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