blatchford 

The human refuse left in a suburban kitchen sink after a botched do-it-yourself abortion.

You think we wouldn't notice all this blatchford in the drainage? March right up to your room, young lady. And the busted garburator is coming outta your allowance.

blatchford by pluginjebus August 28, 2011

blatchford meltdown 

being in shape and good at a sport, than becoming a hater

he use to be a good volleyball player, but he had a blatchford meltdown.

blatchford meltdown by the wet randall September 8, 2009

Bitchford 

bitchford bit-ch for-d
a vehicle made by the company Ford that a female, typically a thot, that they own and constantly drive in while insulting others on the road.

Person 1: Hey dude, look at that whore in the car!
Person 2: Thats a bitchford, a thot in a ford.

Bitchford by Sebmin November 15, 2017

blackford 

A hick little county in Indiana that the most exciting thing in it is four large nursing homes. Most of the people are a average of forty years old and most of the younger people do drugs and tell every one how much they hate this little county . Ironicly Most of them tend to have kids and stay in this little hick vill thanks to the low cost of living.

This could also be used to describe any small county that has a population where most of the inhabitants are born in a county rarely leave and have kids and die in it hating every day of it.

ME:I currently live in blackford the hick town of Indiana. Every one has a total obsession with sports and the only form of income is fast food. "God I hope I can get out of here!"

40 Years latter...
AGGG why am i still in this hell hole!!

blackford by resident of blackford November 22, 2007

blackford junior high

the school that consists of 60% thots 20% man whores and 20% normal people. oh sorry i meant 100% thots and man whores. it’s the school with the cool social studies teachers that love their job and hate their life :) the teachers have MAD mood swings but above all else, drama. the tea is hot here sister.

person 1 : ima boutta slap a local hoe
person 2: ima beat a bitches ass up in here
person 3: oh, you guys must be from blackford junior high..

blackford junior high by yourdaddy_ February 26, 2019

Jillian Latchford

The girl yo mans wish he had

You better tell Jillian Latchford to leave before your man comes over.

Jillian Latchford by Wow fun August 4, 2018

blackford 

1. n. A wideboy cockney fucker, prone to driving fast expensive cars

Look at that cunt over there, he reminds me of a Blackford I used to know.

blackford by Rennie May 10, 2005