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1.
when your parent walks in your room while your cumming on your cats balls, and then you get parental control on your computer that blocks titties and pussie, but doesnt block dicks so you become bicurious.
i got in trouble for blatchfording off
by ben blatchford November 27, 2007
 
2.
The human refuse left in a suburban kitchen sink after a botched do-it-yourself abortion.
You think we wouldn't notice all this blatchford in the drainage? March right up to your room, young lady. And the busted garburator is coming outta your allowance.
by pluginjebus August 26, 2011