the pieces of torn up road in your cul-de-sac that if they look anything like a firearm the are considered a “kerchunka blaster”
they fire motorcycles, trains, car, etc.
they fire them in your imagination
holy hell man that was so cool when you shot a motorcycle at my house from that kerchunka blaster
by Jehne_man May 31, 2023
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Theres a dirty noodle blaster trespassing onto my property! His porch monkey cousins are with him in skimasks!
by Noodle Blaster May 8, 2023
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When one guy cums enough for a whole bukkake.
Person A: wow, did you go too a bukkake?
Person B: No, it was a skull blaster.
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a cock blaster is when you take a peice of cheese and a straw berry and you feed it to you preacious cock and it magicly explodes and the person next you says 'Whoa its a cock blaster!' and the cock explodes in the air and it looks like a fire work
whoa its a cock blaster!
by mega apple eater October 22, 2017
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A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?
On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.
by That Guy Did It.. March 7, 2011
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