When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.
by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019
Depending on the perspective: A wicked sin, a great way to have fun, or an innocent mistake. Further multiples can also apply.
Dorine: "Sweet fucking Jesus, you are so much better than my husband!" (double blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)
by Thompson Hardman September 28, 2008
The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.
After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?
by Tadalafil September 14, 2010
him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."
(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."
(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)
by Krkič April 14, 2019
The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.
This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.
by illinoishorrorman February 6, 2018
by b3omgyu April 15, 2023
To receive a blast unto yourself from whatever you quote as any "God damned" source, be it from a fire extinguisher, a can of whipped cream or a gun.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 5, 2023