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statements / comments or writings
by a person that are considered to be against the tenets of a religion or against general public morality. Mr. x was chided for propogating blasphemy in the village
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Running into a church on a sunday and screaming "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell" Tom committed blasphemy running through a church screaming, "Jesus Christ is a fake and your all still going to hell"
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Anything said or done that is considered uncool or against all that is good in the world. Any person that has commited a blasphemy is afterwards subjected to a blasphemy slap in retaliation. Lola: "Oh my God! There's a marathon of Hannah Montana coming on tonight! Wanna watch?"
Jenny: "Blasphemy!" Jim: "Hey man, did you hear that they're already making another Smash Bros.?" Al: "Really?" Jim: "Yeah, but it's only being made for Playstation." Al: "Blasphemy! They get all the good games!" |
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Saying something that goes against the teachings of your average great and holy moot point (see religion). Thought to offend god/s. Person 1: "I don't believe Jesus was the son of God."
Person 2: "Blasphemy!" Person 1: "Uh.. huh.." |
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Bullshit, untrue guy:Hello kitty sucks
Girl: Blasphemy |
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what ignorant people call it when smart people try to explain things to them Jesus: "God created everything out of nothing but i have no tangible proof of it so you'll just have to take my word for it."
Ignorant Person: "That is the smartest thing I have ever heard anyone say about anything!" Charles Darwin: "I THINK that evolution MAY have happened, I do have tangible evidence based on reality and real world observations but it is still inconclusive and needs further study." Ignorant Person: "BLASPHEMY! SINNER! BE GONE UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN!" |
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Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand. "I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy." |
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