blaspar

Someone who frequently quotes urban dictionary trying to be cool

person 1: don't be a keener

person 2: don't be a blaspar

blaspar by bassdrum April 22, 2011

Blastard 

When trying to call someone a bloody bastard and your thick head can tell your mouth quick enough to get it out correctly and says Blastard instead.

You fucking bloody blastard innit!!

Blastard by Blastard April 21, 2019

Blastardly Deeds 

Blastardly Deeds (bah-last-turd-lee dee-dah-zzze)s) verb.

Blastardly deeds are deeds, action, intentions of a dastardly, blasted bastard.

There goes Ken up to his usual blastardly deeds again. Didn't he use to be a Bardtard?

Blastardly Deeds by Dragonlady58 December 31, 2020

blastard 

One who blares rap music at full volume with all windows open in his car, much to the annoyance of anyone else in a 30-foot radius.

Often two blastards will get into a volume war with their music, leading to a horrid-sounding mishmash of rap beats and cuss words that you can't keep from assaulting your ears even if you close your windows.

My drive from Atlanta to Orlando was plagued by the presence of a blastard that stuck by me on the highway the whole time. Now there's 8 hours I can't get the fuck back.

blastard by FrackLuke March 17, 2013

blaspanic 

A person made up of both black and hispanic

"What are u mixed wit?"
"Oh I'm blaspanic"

blaspanic by Kiki Fo Sheezy December 28, 2004

blastard 

Black + Bastard= Blastard

A Black Bastard

Ay, we was hoopin down at the park, right, and then some blastard gonna steal my ball, man! I couldn't believe that shit.

blastard by chickenfries0101 August 19, 2007

blastard 

the actual meaning of blastard is in fact a person who is both a bastard and one who is black

"quit being such a blastard and help me make dinner"

blastard by King charlez June 24, 2009