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1. Blah, stuff, whatever

2. Instead of typing gibberish all over the keyboard (like 'a;dksjfladjofwqi' or similar), just type 'blasdf'. It's actually a good way to prevent damaging your keyboard in the long-run.

3. Substitute for expletives such as f*ck (with the intention of reducing profanity, vulgar languages, etc.)

Pronunciation: blas-dif or blas-zif
Example #1:

Jack: Hey, did you get my email about the homework and blasdf?

Jill: Yah, I did.

Example #2:

Joe: I bet you can't even type "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" fast

Jane: Yah, I could watch... supercalifraga...blasdf

Example #3:

John: Did you book a room yet? Everybody did yesterday.

Jane: No, not yet. Is it too late?

John: Uhh, yah... the promo code expired yesterday.

Jane: Blasdf! That's just blasdf!
blasdf by imaknockyouout December 15, 2008
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blasfamous 

The act of becoming famous by using blasphemy.
Richard Dawkins is blasfamous for his denouncement of god and his unbelief in the supernatural.

Grilled Jesus is blasfamous for his blog and twitter updates blaspheming the religious.
blasfamous by Grilled Jesus March 23, 2009
Related Words

mrs. blasdel 

She is one of the fattest people on earth she has bought out 25 different McDonald’s and waddles like a penguin when she walks she mostly rides on her scooter to get around and is the NEW MRS. CLAY!!!!
DAMN THAT GIRL MUST BE RELATED TO MRS. BLASDEL.
mrs. blasdel by ghshfgh June 2, 2018

blasfemia 

Used to insult someone under the influence of religious beliefs.
You blasfemia
blasfemia by Blasfemia March 2, 2021

Blandford 

Man: Watch out, you just stepped on my vagina!
Man 2: Fuck off, you're such a blandford!!
Blandford by ChrisBlandford April 24, 2011
The act of planting an explosive on or in the male or female genetalia and igniting it.
First I knocked her unconscious, then I blastfucked her. You could hear the explosion for miles!
blastfuck by Fusionrock June 8, 2004
a shit-less, mind-boggling, penis-extending mix of music thats bound to make you cry or burst into head-banging thrill dancing!
there was so much blasfumy last night at that part i got a splinting headache!
blasfumy by winterdrift October 26, 2012