(1) Noun. Used in jails and by hardened criminals to mean "lies." Generally more offensive than "bullshit."
(2) An expletive.
Appears to have originated in Sacramento County Jail.
(1) That guard's full of blangity-stank!
(2) I want my yard time. That's blangity-stank!
(3) Shut that blangity-stank racket down! I'm trying to sleep!
He wanted to blargify her as a practical joke. He succeeded, and she hit him with a hammer jokingly as she thought she was in a dream. (Luckily, no-one was injured much.)
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.