blapology
Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blapology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.
blapology by Selfish Mom September 14, 2009
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Bropology
A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.
You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017
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Blowpology
The only sincere apology. When you fuck up and say sorry, your man has to guess if you are being sincere. But a blowjob apology solves that problem. The blowpology replaces "I'm sorry" adds sincerity and added comfort.
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Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
Jason: “Everything is fine now, she gave me a blowpology, so I know she was sincere"
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Slapology
1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme
2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba
Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba
Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology