refers to the sound that a males penis makes when he hits it against a females face.
by blajman October 11, 2010
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A term commonly employed by chavs or a similar sub-species to describe the hitting or slapping of an individual in the face.

Due to the nature of chavs worldwide, the grammar of the sentence will be embaressingly incoherent and include a vast combination of other nonsensities. As a cause of the limited intelligence of said scum it is widely believed NOT to be an amalgumation of the two standard english words "bang" and "slaps".

This word is most usually used by the ringleader of a "crew" when threatening an unsuspecting, inoffesive member of the general public.
"i is gunna blaps u up good ((mun cos u is dissin ma homies/mum)- innit, bruv, safe, blud, bling, spec, baccus)"
by anne on a mouse November 11, 2005
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The sound a person makes when they imitate fireing a pistol.
1. The gun sounds like "Blap, Blap, Blap".
2. I wipped out my pistol and Blap, Blap, Blap I shot the man down.
3. I pointed it at him and Blap I shot him dead.
by Ryan 4BZ February 2, 2004
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The slapping of a woman's (or man's) butt in the middle of having buttsex.
Yo man last night was amazing, my girlfriend wanted me to keep blapping her!
by Pwnanater1985 March 29, 2010
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to bump and slap music really loud, especially with extra hard basslines, while dancing and having the best time of your life. may or may not involve the following: turntables, hot chicks, crunk juice, beach, special occasion, friends
Let's BLAP! Blappin is so much fun! We were blapping so hard at the beach with our turntables! It was totally blappin in that club! We should go to blapaholics anonymous meetings. But blapping is my favorite thing to do, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with it...BLAP!
by PapaGradez July 10, 2010
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same as "brap" just sounds better!

that left bomb was sikk blaps blaps!!
by Blapage April 27, 2008
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1){v.} present tense form of the verb blapp! Smacking around the face (mostly lips and forehead) with one's erect penis. Hand must be firmly pressed down and wrapped around the base of the shaft of said erect penis.

NOTE: The person on the receiving end of the "BLAPpstick" must be female and also must enjoy being "blapped" in order to actually call it "blapping"

2){verb} to yell loudly out the window of one's car in the general direction of any lurkers that look like they need to be blapped, the word "BLAPp!"
(1)Jane Doe was giggling hysterically last night when Joe Schmo came over after work and started blapping her in the forhead with his Blappstick.

(2) Although, she was walking on the other side of the street, Jane Doe could hear Joe Schmo "Blapping" the girls in gym class while driving by in his Cherry Red Corvette.

by Gary Redecker October 7, 2007
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