Feet blankets

Feet blankets are when you wear socks to bed to keep your feet warm.

My feet we so cold last night I left my feet blankets on tonight.

I was slush doggin in the middle of the night, and had to get up. Glad I had my feet blankets on cause the tile was cold

Feet blankets by By atcdman January 22, 2019

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window blankets

It's a word to define curtains

"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."

window blankets by Stacey fern July 14, 2014

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Blanketsexual

Who makes a sexual relationship with a blanket, not required to be attracted to it

He masturbates with a blanket, he's blanketsexual

Blanketsexual by Morad Abdelrasheed June 18, 2020

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pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas

On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...

pigs in blankets by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007

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thermal blankets

A warm moist vagina with larger than normal meat curtains as to wrap around your dick at night.

bob went to stay the night with sally and kept his unit warm with her thermal blankets IE as like pigs in a blanket.

thermal blankets by thermal slayer April 3, 2011

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Steamy Blankets

Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.

We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.

Steamy Blankets by BUTTSEXISDIRTY December 31, 2012

Blanket Ass

A slang term used to describe an American Indian. Steming from the earlier tribes wearing of loin cloth type garments. Might piss a rez dog off inciting an ass whooping.

Last night I was one drunk blanket ass!

Blanket Ass by Jerry July 14, 2003

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