blandroid

Portmanteau of the words 'bland' and 'android' used in reference to people who have a view of the world defined by and restricted to mainstream culture and opinion. They are generally uncritical in their consumption and taste.

"There was a huge queue outside the cinema waiting to see 'Transformers'. It was attack of the blandroids all over again."

blandroid by markhgn January 10, 2008

blastroids 

A game similar to Atari's classic Astroids arcade game where the player uses his urine stream to break up pieces of feces in a toilet bowl into smaller and smaller pieces. Another variant is played in the shower.

Billy! What are all these brown streaks on the toilet bowl? Sorry mom, we were playing blastroids.

blastroids by shitz96815 August 6, 2020

brandroid 

A portmanteau of the words brand and android.
(derogatory)
1. A person displaying brands prominently on their person or forming a large part of their identity by obvious or repetitive mention of their favored product or company names.

2. Someone who purchases products based mostly on their brand name

Have you seen him ever without a Billabong hat? What a total brandroid!

brandroid by Geematic April 24, 2011

Blondroid 

Refers to the hair colour and mental abilities of a class on light hair coloured females.

Is defined as a young peroxide blonde female who follows the pack like a mindless leeming possibly because the peroxide in their hair has leached into their brain. Blondroids are normally lower intelligence individuals incapable of an orginal thought.

A derogatory term.

Blondroids, normally clump together in packs outside cheesy malls and low rent bars and niteclubs.

Steve, get away from that Blondroid she might think your single.

God! , look at what that Blondroid is wearing.

Quick, hide the Vodka Cruisers, here comes the Blondroids.

I have no self esteem, I want to sleep with a Blondroid.

Blondroid by King Mike of NZ June 10, 2009