The Blanguage

The blood language. Spoken by replacing every possible letter “C” with a letter “B”.

The Blanguage examples:

Why u buggin bousin?
Yoooo that was a brazy touchdown by Bam Newton!

Im bout to go bool it with my nigga Barlos

The Blanguage by theboyyyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2017

blancmange 

1. a boring or rather uninteresting person

2. typical cornstarch-thickened pudding popular in England

3. A space pastry from the andromeda glaxy who wish to turn all the englishmen into scotts men in order to win wimbleton.

Look, Mr. and Mrs. Brainsample have come on to the court, it appears they intend to eat the blancmanges.
Horray! this is a good day for man ind

blancmange by erin November 13, 2004

Blancmanging 

Verb: The act of scissoring between two grotesquely obese individuals. (usually lesbians)

Jesus christ I've just vomited myself inside out at the sight of those blubbersom whales blancmanging!

Blancmanging by aporcupine September 25, 2009

Blankage 

When you ring and ring somebody and they blank off your calls

Leanne 'I'm gonna ring them'
Rae 'Ok'
*Leanne's calls some random person and the phone just rings and rings and rings then goes on voicemail*
Leanne 'BLANKAGE!!!!!!'

Blankage by raeraex3x September 7, 2009

blanguage 

"Secret" black language. Nonverbal expressions that African Americans use to express the horrible things they say, as defined by Larry Wilmont on The Daily Show. It's a way for them to communicate to other black people without whiteys knowing.

Examples of blanguage: Obama flipping off Hillary Clinton by scratching his face with his middle finger and Larry adjusting his tie to say "stand down brothers, my boy is cool." Also, when a black guy stands with his arms crossed while staring at you, that means "fuck you".

blanguage by DylanM April 26, 2008

Blackage 

A blackage is a group of black people on your porch knockin on your door unexpectedly. Like how UPS does when your takin a shit or preparin your drugs. Most white people NEVER take in a blackage!

When I opened the door to see who was knockin I noticed a blackage.

Blackage by Mafia John June 21, 2006

blanguage 

"Secret" black language. Nonverbal expressions that African Americans use to express the horrible things they say, as defined by Larry Wilmont on The Daily Show. It's a way for them to communicate to other black peole without whiteys knowing.

Examples of blanguage include: Obama flipping off Hillary Clinton by scratching his face with his middle finger and Larry adjusting his tie to say "stand down brothers, my boy is cool."

blanguage by Ben Frey April 21, 2008