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The Blanchards 

The shits - specifically where you need to take 6 months off work.
Where is Roxanne? She’s off with the Blanchards. Guess we will see her in April

blandard 

Derived from the phrase 'bloody standard'. Used to describe something or an act conducted by someone that is excessively standard
1:Fuck man, I got so wasted last nite
2:Yeah dude, that was a blandard rave
blandard by Joe Walford August 27, 2007

Blanchard 

A person who doesn’t finish a book on time.
I have a guy in my book club and he never finishes books. He is such a Blanchard
Blanchard by Lazybookclun February 4, 2018

Mrs. Blanchard 

The worst person in the entire world you can ever meet, they are very annoying and rude for no reason at all. There looks are terrible they super UGLY oof your gonna have to bleach you eyes once you look at them, and next time you see them make sure you bring some bug spray because there a co-co-rochh ok? Ok you got it?, good.
Mrs. Blanchard by Jjx235 November 5, 2020

Blanchard Oklahoma

A Small town in Central Oklahoma, just 15 minutes from, known, Norman, Oklahoma (home of OU). I have lived there for 18 years, grew up here. Its one of those towns where everybody knows everybody, literally, and their addresses, and their past. Its a quickly growing town, but still only 2 stop lights. It has a subway, and sonic, and other than the family owned restaraunts thats about it. Its a charming place to live, and the schools are nice and small. Though because everyone knows eveyrone, the teachers dont take their job that serious, and a few have been fired for having affairs, and or, sleeping with high schoolers.(like i said, everyone knows everyone). Though it is just a small town containing one grocery store, and 2 gas stations. It has appr. 8 churches. Very much into their religion (tho the kids are awfully rambunxious) I would never call anywhere but here my hometown. Even tho i am living in korea for 2 years (husband in the army). that is my home.

fat blanchard 

A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.
"Honey, I seem to be experiencing a fat blanchard, could you bring me some toilet paper?"
fat blanchard by Dual K October 23, 2006