Top Definition
BLEY-kin-bey-ker
noun
The act of a woman wearing a strapon dildo and having anal intercourse with a man as he lays on his back with his legs in the air, all while she strokes his penis in such a fashion that the ejaculate is aimed at the man's face.
When my girlfriend walked in with that giant dildo hanging from her crotch, I knew I was about to get a blakenbaker.

I really love blakenbakers, just not the taste of my own semen.

Some slut wanted to give me a blakenbaker, so I punched her in the head.

Blakenbakers are quite unpleasant.
by Tacud May 31, 2010

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