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boatress 

Quite simply, you get a big mattress, some oars and find water..and there ladies and gentlemen, you have a boatress. You then proceed to board your boatress, sail away casually and pose for passers-by.

...Its true home will always be the River Wey in Guildford...
Person: "What you up to today?"
Hero: "Taking the boatress out"
Person: "Sweet.."
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Shelly stole my Gucci purse! Stupid bastress!
bastress by melody April 2, 2004
That bloggress is hot!
bloggress by dafalala December 24, 2008

Bluntress 

A bluntress is defined as a fort or hut constructed out of branches and leaves. The purpose of a bluntress is to house the users of the herb cannabis from rain, wind and police. The word bluntress is derived from the root words "blunt" and "fortress." The official origin of the word is unknown but it is said to have originated from the college town of Plymouth, New Hampshire.
We are heading to the bluntress, you down?
Bluntress by mauveavengers3 April 20, 2010

beastress 

A heterosexual female who is over six feet tall, not particularly attractive who possess bigger pipes than its male victims. Usually eager to engage in sexual activity with limited effort.

Activities and hobbies of the beastress include but are not limited to: basketball, softball, soccer, volleyball, shotput or any other activity that involves grunting.
"That girl you fucked last night was a beastress."
"Sorry I had to give into the beastress."
"I thought that beastress was gonna eat me."
beastress by bigandtasty October 29, 2005

Blastness 

Very high energy and fun to be around, you have a blast when you are with this person.
Bianca was such a blastness person, even teachers got excited when she came in the door.
Blastness by HotHipsOfShaki January 13, 2009