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Rivington and Blackrod High School 

A small shit hole in the outskirts of horwich which is accompanied by the scum of bolton. kids who go there have no chance of passing their exams and may as well give up all together. they have the highest population of skets in all of england and is probably home to various diseases (specifically STD's) that doctors don't even know about. despite being built on a hill, it's reputation is fucking downhill. new british slang terms are probably invented on this very site and pedophiles tend to relocate their attention to becoming a teacher as dating a student is nothing new up in rivi. if that doesnt work, then staying outside the gates and giving them free sweets (cos the kids dont wanna spend a tenner on sweets ya get me) will do just fine. also, health class is not only about studying pills but popping them aswell.
Chav 1: Oi oi i need moov schools me
Chav 2: reet whur yu wanna go G
Chav 1: Rivington and blackrod high school innit bro
Chav 2: can't giv em std's dat dey alredy got
Chav 1: aw gutted
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Blackrod Sausage 

Heterosexual Sexual at where the male freezes his own excretion before putting it into a condom. The male then uses the frozen shit baton to penetrate the female vagina.

Phase originated from the small Lancashire village.
"you get upto anything fruity last night?"

"Yea gave her a bit of Blackrod sausage."
Blackrod Sausage by Merce1122 January 16, 2010

blackbodian 

Someone mixed with black and Cambodian, only.
I'm blackbodian, foo!
blackbodian by krystal...! June 28, 2007

martin blackwood 

one of the main protagonists of the magnus archives and probably the sweetest boy to ever live - he drinks a lot of tea and has self-esteem issues. he's literally in love with his boss from season one to the end of the show, and it is destroying him mentally.
some kid: whos that
jonathan sims, head archivist of the magnus institute: my husband, martin blackwood. do not even look at him, you don't deserve his beauty.
some kid: sorry sir

Blackwood 

Popular convention in the game of Bridge to determine if the side has enough controls to play in a slam.

Generally a bid of 4NT asks partner to respond with an artificial bid dependent on the number of aces he holds.

The most popular variation is Key-Card which counts the king of the implied trump suit as a key-card. Other variations allow for more than one key suit in which they king counts as a key card.
1S - 2H - 4NT

4NT is Blackwood. According to which variation you are playing you are asking for aces only or possibly the presence of the king or spades or king of hearts as well as a keycard.
Blackwood by Bylli May 20, 2009

Demitri blackwood 

Demitri Blackwood aka Eva‘s soulmate. The most attractive episode boy to exist. A russian Aries with thick smooth black hair, ocean blue eyes and a smile girls are fainting for. Dana‘s very mysterious main character, with a heart out of gold and an attracting personality, which Eva is melting for.
“Who’s THAT blue eyed guy over there?“
“You mean that tall, muscular, black haired guy? How can you not know him- THATS Demitri Blackwood!“
Demitri blackwood by MrsBlackwood August 24, 2020

Blackwood 

A township on the outskirts of Melbourne in the forested Central Highlands region. Once the home of wealthy retirees and people who choose an alternative lifestyle. It is now overrun by crass 'westies' and tattooed rednecks.
Probably the most over-policed township in Australia. An example of how far it has fallen is evidenced by the fact the Post Office is located in the Pub; one has to walk over vomit puddles to check ones mail.
I sure hope this beautiful township of Maldon doesn't turn into another piece of shit like Blackwood!
Blackwood by SvetlanaBabe October 20, 2010