blackification

The process of becoming "black." Doesn't have to be surgical; it's more often related to the imitation of the stereotyped black culture by other races. Often includes learning to rap or wearing bling-bling.

"I used to be a nerdy white dude but thanks to blackification I have become a cold-blooded, black as night, gangsta!"

blackification by noheropage October 17, 2006

blackification

When traditionally non black characters in film, television or other media are replaced by black actors. Part of "the agenda"

Did you see they made a Valkyrie black? Wow so they took a Norse mythology character from the whitest people on earth and made her black? Yup...blackification for ya

blackification by plainejonjon January 15, 2023

Blardification 

Blardification refers to the extremely rare occurrence in which a banana peel shoots out from from the anus while attached to a rainbow string. It will grab any object that it finds whether that be a human being or a grand piano and suck it in (refer to blard). Only certified masters can blardificate, as it is too special of a happening for normal people to do it. It can also be used to get rid of people you don't like.

"Oh Samantha, Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't slap Gabrielle yesterday!"

"No, I have had enough, Averi. I shall unleash my blardification powers on you and abolish you forever!"

"No-"

The ultimate master Samantha pulls down their pants and turns around. In an instant, a malicious-looking banana peel had shot out of their rear and had latched onto Averis face. She was sucked in and lost to the mysterious abyss forever.

Blardification by ahahahahahhahahha April 17, 2021

blacklication 

an application that a black person submits that they know, as well as the hiring manager knows, will not be called for an interview.

Man can you believe that blacklication I just got! They really thought we were going to call them!!!!!

blacklication by whiteflagtime August 25, 2009

Blamification 

A state of mind caused by the kind of eating you might do at Thanksgiving, where you eat as much food as you can - then take a short break - then eat as much food as you can again.

Between mom's turkey and dad's pumpkin pie, I think i've reached Blamification.

No way dude, just take a break and eat some more.

Blamification by J G percussion May 11, 2011