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Rivington and Blackrod High School 

A small shit hole in the outskirts of horwich which is accompanied by the scum of bolton. kids who go there have no chance of passing their exams and may as well give up all together. they have the highest population of skets in all of england and is probably home to various diseases (specifically STD's) that doctors don't even know about. despite being built on a hill, it's reputation is fucking downhill. new british slang terms are probably invented on this very site and pedophiles tend to relocate their attention to becoming a teacher as dating a student is nothing new up in rivi. if that doesnt work, then staying outside the gates and giving them free sweets (cos the kids dont wanna spend a tenner on sweets ya get me) will do just fine. also, health class is not only about studying pills but popping them aswell.
Chav 1: Oi oi i need moov schools me
Chav 2: reet whur yu wanna go G
Chav 1: Rivington and blackrod high school innit bro
Chav 2: can't giv em std's dat dey alredy got
Chav 1: aw gutted

Blackground Noise 

Unwanted, incomprehensible , high volume, noise that is produced by a group of black people all talking at once.
Person 1: My black friends and I went to see a movie last night.

Person 2: That's cool. How was it?

Person 1: We had fun but, I couldn't even hear the movie because of all the blackground noise they made.

blackground singers

black people that background sing for white singers.
Those blackground singers had to totally carry those whitebread souless robots on american idol last night.

Blackrod Sausage 

Heterosexual Sexual at where the male freezes his own excretion before putting it into a condom. The male then uses the frozen shit baton to penetrate the female vagina.

Phase originated from the small Lancashire village.
"you get upto anything fruity last night?"

"Yea gave her a bit of Blackrod sausage."
Blackrod Sausage by Merce1122 January 16, 2010

background character 

A character in a movie or play that is meant to literally just exist. These people live normal boring lives that no one cares about and thus they exist just for development and enhancement of a scene setting. These characters could include the entire animated armies that all look exactly the same and named Joe, the elderly couple at the back table chatting over a cup of coffee, or simply a random derp blurry in the background staring off into nothing while we get to see a close up of Johnny Depp's lovely face. These people are actually the true wizards because they magically appear and reappear out of nowhere, are able to switch jobs in two frames, duplicate, and can change outfits in a matter of seconds.
Harry: *pauses movie* OMG! That background character is making the stupidest face!
Stacy: Uh...that's a mirror...

Background person 

a person who has the same routine and stories for 20+ years, and can not comprehend anything outside of the lifestyle they live. They have few short term goals and even fewer long term. Their work ethic is hodge-podge, and the extent of the climax of their day is what they are having for dinner and who won the women's soccer finals. Background people will typically be gossips and are the main consumers of Time and Forge magazine. They are also consumed in there own feelings and only understand their own problems. Main sign of not being a background person is being driven mad by hanging out with background people.
Background person: "I can't believe John broke up with Trish"

Main person: "...yep"

Background person: "I wonder what's for lunch today?"
Background person by Chillbro July 29, 2015