An IT department that gets endless tickets for the same problem and replies with the same thing every time and sends it off to another IT department that supposed to fix the problem but never does.
"For ticket 2373722000028983872 "Smoke emitting from computer" email the ticket to IT department C3; copy and past e "Smoke emitting from computer" from ticket 2373722000028983872 to ticket 0000328834 and send it to"

"Yeah I know we have been doing that for years, smoke still emits from that same computer!"
by February 11, 2012
A state of intoxication when you know that you are TOO drunk already, but you also know that there is still a lot of alcohol in your system that hasn't hit you yet so you are going to get MORE drunk and there's nothing you can do about it.
When I left the club last night I realized I was way too drunk, but I'd just had those last 2 shots, so I knew I was in the black hole. I just wanted to get home and sleep thru it.

I was black holing so bad when we left the club. I have got to stop drinking earlier in the night.
by akaDeAnne April 03, 2011
When a girls ass is so gaping that when you look at it, it looks like a black hole. It consumes anything that goes in it
I was banging that chick last night when i looked down and saw her gaping Black Hole
by ItzzzNate October 05, 2012
Valerie Holloway's vagina. A very large vagina, mainly of a whore.
God, Valerie is such a whore, you can feel the rush of air when she spreads her legs cause of her black hole vagina.
by Martiaaaan August 27, 2009
They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole
by James Lowe November 20, 2007
Everything in the univers has a cicle of existance. many people are in denile of this fact becaus the practical upshot of it is that they will, evidenly, die. on a far grander scale of thing ( though just as unapealing ) the univers itself has such a cicle. there is a point of critical mass, in which matter is comprest to the power of infinity minus one. creating a gravity well, or loop in which matter is sucked in and compressed in the same way. ( usually due to a very large colapsing star ) in the end, and at this point it quite defenetly is, the intire univers will be consumed into a very large and very compressed ball of matter. at which time it will once again reach a critical presure and explode. recreating the univers, and the pesky little criters that come with it.
the big bang and 70's fation.
by The smart one April 18, 2005
the worst possible situation a single person can find themselves in on a night out. Generally occurs when a relatively attractive female is not fully paying attention to her surrondings and is ambushed by a male that she is not at all interested. After the ambush is sprung, the attacker sucks the other person into a painstaking and dreadful conversation and/or some sort of physical activitiy (like dancing) with possibly no end in sight. A black hole eats up signifigant amount of time for one to scope out and make a move on possible interests.
Audrey:" Hey Rachel how was that godforsaken bar you went to tonight. I think it is called Trinity?"

Rachel:"Yeah thats it. Oh my gosh. I am surprised I got out of there at all. The place was fill with black holes."

Audrey: "Oh well, we both know that place is not known for having quality anything, and we always come back extemely uphappy. DO NOT GO THERE EVER AGAIN!"
by RayRayC September 11, 2011

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