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black helicopter 

Derisive term for a conspiracy theorist. Coined after the alleged reports of unmarked black helicopters near military instillations (Reportedly, they were in reality US Marine Corps olive drab helicopters silhouetted against the sky).
Charlie says the cell phone tower is sending messages to his dog. I say he's hanging out with the black helicopter crowd for too long.
black helicopter by unidyne1962 November 2, 2007
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black helicopter 

When a black man helicopters his penis with a subtle movement of the hips.
The NFL locker room was full of black helicopters after they won the game.
black helicopter by sten0016 November 14, 2013

black helicopter theory

Black helicopters are part of a conspiracy theory that claims that special silent running "black" helicopters are used by secret agents of the New World Order, United Nations troops preparing to invade the United States of America, and/or the Men in Black. Parapsychologist John Keel has argued that this theory has similar origins to those regarding UFO's, ghosts and fairies; that they are part of modern mythology; in this case, representing a fear of the government and its technology.

Black helicopters without FAA-required running lights are regularly used by the drug interdiction office DEA. In addition, most US Army helicopters (such as the Black Hawk) are finished in a very dark chocolate or olive matt paint. With the progressive development of night vision goggles, the need for helicopters to be lit when moving as a planned formation has been reduced.

See also: TACMAR

in short, any farfetched theory concerning any government or other conspiracy, can be espoused by either those of right or left wing persuasions.
Noam Chomsky's theory about Soap operas being geared to lure women from politics sure is a black helicopter theory.

black attack helicopter 

A black helicopter that can sometimes be referred to as a gender and also when being referred to as that gender can also attract many girls.
I'm a black attack helicopter. Holy shit all the girls (and boys) love me

The attack helicopter with a back kick 36 tailspin

It's when you lube the fuck out of your penis and have your girl lay down, you then put your dick in her, lay one top of her spread your arms and legs, then start spinning like a helicopter, risk includes loss of peepee
Holy shit your peepee is gone because of the attack helicopter with a back kick 36 tailspin

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004