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Black Entertainment Television 

Also known as Black Exploitation Television. A poor representation of Black people in society; a glorification of big booties, gold teeth, tha projects and crack heads, pimps and hoes, and relentless violence. An utter disgrace, but it sells.
ex. Uncut, Rap City, 106 and Park (shouldn't those kids be in school??)
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Black Entertainment Television 

Commonly Confused with Court TV because they tend to show all the same people.
Hey I was watching R. Kelly's new video on Black Entertainment Television while he was being arraigned on Court TV for pissing on chicks.

Black Entertainment Television 

The most misleadingly-named corporation and television network ever.
"Hey, let's watch BET!"
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I have to murder you for suggesting such a thing."

B.E.T. (Black Entertainment Television) 

So many out there are looking for something positive and useful to rely on in this money-hungry and confused world. Even though this type of thing can be difficult to find and would be a big help if it was accessable to you when you needed it. Wouldn’t it be nice to find this type of thing on television? You know what I mean?

Imagine turning on your television and not having to worry about what the kids are watching, knowing that the channel is positive and educational. Even better, the channel could be uplifting and even help you and that child learn a little about yourself and your culture. Wow, what a wish.

Eventually, someone thought of that very thing and created a TV network called BET (Black Entertainment Television) and when it was getting started, It was something to be proud of. It celebrated us as a people, educated us with talk forums and news geared toward what was relevant to us. Real talent was discovered and our movies were celebrated. Our music was spotlighted as we watched shows like Video Soul and Video Vibrations hosted by talent that actually spoke in full sentences.

Fast forward to about 10 years ago, when Johnson sold us out to Viacom Television for a couple of billion and now BET is programmed and headed by white folks. That’s right! Now BLACK ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION is being guided by the same white folks that we were running from in the first place and true talent like Tavis Smiley went out like yesterdays news to be replaced with anything that these white corporate money-hungry idiots thought will make money for them.

Fast forward to present time. Here we are now with the same network doing the same bullshit except, now the music videos are mostly saturated with the dumbest rap artists in the world endorsing nothing but butt naked booty, hoes, money and jewelry. The songs now have elementary hooks and verses and the message is the exact same in every video. That message is “sell your soul for money push drugs on the streets and treat these hoes like crap and you will get to live comfortable like me, you broke ass mutha fu***...” even though (in all actuality) those same rappers are really broke as hell showing girls that have been showing their asses in 20 other videos (just like his) while the platinum chain is borrowed (or fake) and posing next to rented cars.

Real Black Entertainment is gone, and so is BET News. I guess they felt that these NIGGERS don’t need (or want) news and the BET shows began to be saturated with “NI**AS” sleeping around with every “BI**H” they can get their hands on and a barrage of BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP sounds taking the place of all of the profanity used in almost every sentence from the folks they glamourize on the TV screen.

Then, we have BET’s porno-filled BET UNCUT which consist of nothing but the most talentless rap music in existence with as many prostitutes they could find to pay to get naked, dance and spread their black asses (literally) on the screen from beginning to end of every video. You see... This is a what they call a “special program” because here, they can show all of the sex and promiscuous activity they felt they weren’t already showing all day anyway. Now, here’s where it gets really retarded. Immediately after BET UNCUT comes the church and religious shows. That’s right! I said that exactly like you thought I said it. This white guy comes on saying “Have you given your life to GOD?” Judging from the calibur of person who would be watching, I’d have to say HELL NAW these folks haven’t given their lives to GOD! No kidding! I mean, the religion comes on immediately after BET UNCUT! What the hell kind of logic is that!?

BET is CRAP TV!
It takes absolutely no IQ what-so-ever to enjoy the idiot-filled programming shown all day everyday on BET and I truly think that they should seriously consider changing the name of the network to NIGGA TV as soon as possible.

This way, those people out there who have common sense would know right away to stay the hell away!
B.E.T. (Black Entertainment Television) is like a gold and platinum painted mound of crap. It seems attractive when you look at it, but IT'S STILL A PIECE OF SH**!

Black Wizard Entertainment

A hip-hop and R&B record label based out of Asbury Park, NJ. Founded in 2004.
Yo, did you cop that new CD from Black Wizard Entertainment?
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026