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Blank My Dong 

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
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BlackDonalds

A McDonald's restaurant located in the heart of the ghetto. Usually an old, run down McDonalds that has black people loitering around all the time. Mostly just to chill with their homies, but drugs can also be dealt there. White people avoid the BlackDonalds at all costs for fear of their lives. Can also be referred to as GhettoDonald's, and is the direct inverse of WhiteDonald's.
Mike drove 5 miles out of his way to avoid the BlackDonald's on Broadway, to find the McDonald's in a more safe neighborhood.
BlackDonalds by Steve S. June 26, 2005

BlackDonalds

This is a term used to describe a McDonald's restaurant that is operated by a primarily African American staff.
Hey man wanna stop and Micky Dees?

No thats a BlackDonalds, my burger is always cold.
BlackDonalds by Q_QUILLIAM December 4, 2010

BlackDonalds

A place where many black people may gather. In this case it will be a usually run down mcdonalds. Drugs are usually dealt there, and gang hits may be placed there. Some people avoid these areas at all costs for the sake of their lives.

See: black, ghetto
The man didn't go near the BlackDonalds because he doesen't want to provoke violence.
BlackDonalds by Alan Shaffer July 7, 2005

blackdog 

Someone who likes to take pictures in OFP and like to show off with his amd athlon xp 1700 and geforce 4 ti 4800 se computer
Man1: Last night blackdog hosted a game
Man2: Coo.
Man1: He kept taking pictures and saying hold on
blackdog by oioioioio June 8, 2003

blackdingo 

A well endowed Heterosexual Black male with an Amazing Sex Drive
OMG maddie it's Gershon Galicia a.k.a blackdingo He ,,,,,,workout the pussy.... like 24 hour fitness
blackdingo by blackdingo November 20, 2019
Man who loves giving oral
BlackDog, you know
BlackDog by RhyminNStealin June 4, 2026