one of the many things i wish i had
If only i wasn't hung like a crayon and had a gian black penis
by asymptote October 24, 2003
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The penis of a black person usually 10 inches long.
Girl: hey did you see jamal's dick ?!
Girl2: yea dayumm dat guy has a big black penis.
by yomanniggerdick May 23, 2010
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Something substantially larger than the puny pink pindicks of the insecure little whiteboys obsessed over this subject, alluring to Caucasian males and females alike.
I'm so jealous of Quintavius's footlong ebony endowment, I know a bitty wittle clitdick like mine could never conceivably match the sexual satisfaction provided to women of all shades by his black penis length.
by Milhouse Miniwinkle March 19, 2021
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When an African American male named Hary does not shave his pubic region.
Damn Hary, My African American friend, you do not shave your pubic hairs. Some say you have a long hary black penis.
by Sir wanks a lot June 3, 2019
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When your massive penis collapses on its own weight and forms a black hole.
My friend, Dave, has a penis so massive that it has collapsed and formed a black hole penis. It suck all matter into it.
by iamaphish May 27, 2019
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Nigger jew: your moms gay
Some other nigger: your mom dick small she has penis black
by Ieatpussy445 March 11, 2018
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