The only unrecognized member of the sasquatch family. You always hear shit about yeti (white sasquatch) or red ones or even brown ones. The black sasqautch walks around town with its homies almost always wearing lakers jersys and will beat the shit outta any white sasquatchs walking in their hood. They often eat orphans. They say if you listen hard enough, you can hear their screams or if you pay enough attention to the taste, you can taste their broken dreams....
by Black Sasqautch October 28, 2010