blachank 

The sound made when defacating into a stainless steel toilet (the type used in county jails everywhere). This is the result of the sudden shock on the digestive system caused by the poor quality of jail food and can also be worsened by detoxing from drugs.

Dude, when I finally made it to my cell from intake, I had to take a massive shit. I mean BLACHANK!

blachank by DorkAlork June 5, 2007

Blachance 

1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly down hill.

2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents and asian girls, being unable to tell the difference.

Look at how pissed that blachance is, we are so rat fucked!

Blachance by Kirk Everist September 22, 2008

Blachance 

1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly downhill.
2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents.

Dude, that Blachance over there looks pissed, we are sooo rat fucked!

Blachance by Kirk Everist October 7, 2006

bachankchank 

Expressing great frusteration due to the misplacement of an item you need instantly.

Bachankchank where the flip did I leave my sheet music???

bachankchank by Eggman & Walrus June 5, 2011

Blachinky

Slur used for individuals of African American and Asian descent, often believed to have been derived by the combination of the words Black and “chink” though the true origin is unknown. (Historically used by cops)

You know who my favorite blachinky is? Hines Ward.

Blachinky by Queefybeefybeefcurtains69 February 1, 2026