Bjorned

A person who is both whipped and a cuck.

"Kieran's so bjorned, he cancelled his plans with us last minute to chill with his girlfriend who cheated on him last week."

by InbredCantCum September 20, 2017

bjorn

A really good-looking guy who is very irresistable and mysterious. He never says what he really feels, and is quite shy. But he can make you laugh and is really a fun guy to be with.

Hey, you are very much like a bjorn.

by nicbaxter May 13, 2010

Bjorn

A Bjorn is someone who is above god-like in everything he does . . .

The Bjorn has come.

by beowulfbear133 March 22, 2018

Bjorn

Noun. European sex symbol. Known for being suave, charming, and a big tease.

Americans pine for bjorn.
I want more of bjorn, more of the time.

by Ellen B. May 5, 2005

bjorn

Blond hair, blue eyed male, totally hot!!! Musically talented, has a lot of emotion but hides it well. Sees people for what they really are dispite flaws.

Hot Hot Hot!

by angelic_creature May 18, 2004

bjorned

v. to silently sneak up behind someone in daylight without the other noticing.
v. To have someone suddenly appear behind you.

"He totally bjorned me and scared the crap out of me."

by atomica45 May 8, 2012

Bjorn

Bjorn is the definition of disgusting in a good way and the definition of perfect, a god, the only perfect being on this earth, he has a perfect body and cock and is trustworthy, the perfect soul mate for Natalee, and the perfect daddy, he doesn't require much, just your love and loyalty, in return of him giving you the world.
He's a protector and a great friend and father.

Ps: Bjorn Is the only perfect being on this earth.

Bjorn Is natalee's soulmate
Bjorn loves only NATALEE
Bjorn loves to fuck only NATALEE
Bjorn is the property of NATALEE

by Gachakitty April 29, 2021